America’s Next Top Mammon
Please notify this girl that there is a demon incarnating next to her! What exactly is it? Oh, no, that’s not a demon from the pits of hell, but rather some hellishly horrible eyeshadow. Okay, the eye shadow addresses the eye condition, but what’s up with that weird smile? We believe she is possessed in addition to having a bad eye color. Grab the salt now!

America’s Next Top Mammon
Bridesmaid Meltdown
Because she couldn’t stand the heat, this bridesmaid passed out in the kitchen…or at the altar. The bride and groom are so delighted that they don’t appear to notice! They must be in love because they only have eyes for each other! Okay, but seriously, is there anyone here that is a doctor? Please assist! The joyful couple was unaware until members of the audience began pointing and shouting. But, hey, at least the rest of the wedding went off without a hitch!

Bridesmaid Meltdown

